What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:23

Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
How do you view men and women who cheat?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?
Moonraker
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.